The Lewd Angel

Heads, we're dancing.

I just got back from work which was annoying as hell. I'm not gonna go into excessive detail about it but I just now coined a new term which is SUXTOMERS and blah blah totally want to shit talk some of co-workers but they will maybe read this one day and I don't hate them or anything but fucking laziness and demandingness are driving me crazy.





Montreal was pretty fun. I didn't get to stay long enough and I wish I had more money. Tomorrow is this thing in Montreal where everything just stays open all night and you can go do day stuff at night or drink all night whatever and I wish I could be there for it....




We went to this giant gay club called Parking and it felt like a big waste of money. Walking in there was a total assault on the senses. Just fucking SOOO many people and crazy lights and loud crowded gay debauchery. Navigating through a obstacle course of cigarettes and cock hurt my head and I wish we had stayed home and watched this show about some guy with anorexia the body builder version. Anyway, it was interesting but no more going there.




Oh yeah, another thing about there was that I tried to dance for a bit but it was mega ultra crowded and there was really no room and I had my purse and my huge awkward camera and also two seperate guys dryhumped me from behind on the dancefloor and so I think that a new breed of pervert guys hangs at gay clubs to grossly dryhump ladies and be all it's cool cus chances are, I'm gay.

Anyone pick up on my no parking joke?




OH MY GOD. Chris AND his roomate have knifty knitters too. We were supposed to take a knifty knitter photoshoot but then we got drunk and went out and ordered gross food and fell asleep and ate our gross food and then fell back asleep.



We watched this TLC show about some poor mexican guy who has some kind of rare thing where hair grows completely all over his face and he used to work for the circus but something happened ,I dunno what, I missed that part, and yeah he had to find a job to support his family but no one wanted to employ him since he is so frightening looking and he was against shaving his face. Eventually he shaved his face but he couldn't shave off all the hair under his eyes cus the skin is too sensitive. Anyway I wanted to tell you that his name was Chewie. How unfortunate is that?

I ate a ton of disgusting last couple days. Amanda and I went to this diner and she ordered the tomatoe noodle soup which turned out to be gross old alphabet soup.




Oh my god will this post ever end?
NO I still have more.....




here is what I wrote on the bus....actually...I don't feel like posting that right now but the point form of it is...
- I haven't been obeying my four drink minimum
-didn't mention it cus I feel badly about it
- I am not drinking anything for a whole week




That might not seem like a big deal but it is to me and I am curious to see if I feel different being that un-soused. So far I just feel more angry which doesn't really surprise me. Did I ever say that I used to smoke and I managed to quit that?



So Kate Bush Kareoke video is finally available for your viewing displeasure. GOOD JOKE YOU JUST MADE THERE MELISSA. Anyway, yeah Kate Bush is impossible to sing unless you are Kate Bush so I am not really attempting to sing really, just moreso being obnoxious and weird in a town of a 1000. I sound horrible and my stomach is hanging out of my shirt quite classily and the best part is at the end when you hear Ryan say unh-hunh.

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Friday, February 24, 2006