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The Lewd Angel

never recycle

SERIOUSLY JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE

DO I KNOW YOU IT IS CREEPIG ME OUT
YOU HAVE BEEN ON HERE FOR 4 HOURS



I just went and got a coffee and on my front doorstep there was a marble but I noticed it before I stepped on it. Then I had this big daydream that someone is trying to murder me by tripping me to death or they are like Macauly Culkin in Home Alone only instead of "stay out of my house" they are like "stay out of my outside" and they are waiting behind some bushes to giggle uncontrollably when I trip cartoon style all over the porch.

I need to go pack for Montreal. I'm such a jetsetter.

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3 comment(s):

enjoy Montreal!

watch out for marbles!

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:54 p.m.  

youre more like bedwetter than a jetsetter


bah ha ha ha

By Blogger Jillian Grady, at 7:21 p.m.  

good one jill
im drunk in montreal checking my blog cu s ima nerd
bye

melissa

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 8:20 p.m.  

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