chalk it up to the blackboard
Okay so I started haiku battleing with one of my ex boyfriends and I just wanted to post some of them and also tell you that haiku battleing is my new hobby. I would also like to inform all the lame fucktards who check my blog all day and leave insulting comments that I will no longer be accepting your insulting comments unless you have styled them as a haiku (5 syllables 7 syllables 5 syllables). Also after my nap maybe I will post some fuck u's haikus and maybe a haiku about farting in the bathtub because that's what I was just doing and it seemed pretty interesting to me.
That's Jamie. We don't get along. Here is our battle.
my ex-girlfriend is
like a pile of wild batshit
whose smell always sticks
jamie sleeps soundly
in a tarp full of old cum
his mom gave him it
melissa shows tits
to any with a penis
will suck dick for booze
white trash collector
saving his smokes and porn
for a rainy day
morose melissa
always wanting to eat jizz
insatiable lust
keep far from his age
to date this net porn addict
is a requirement |
16 comment(s):
Dude I am dying here... that is too funny. Great post!!
Scott
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Scott, at
10:51 a.m.
Hahaha!! Nice haikus. That painting is fucked looking by the way. I like it quite bit.
By
Anonymous, at
12:24 p.m.
AWESOME
By
Jillian Grady, at
3:35 p.m.
lol that's fucking great!
By
Leck, at
4:48 p.m.
like a fine morn mist
your stink of fetid cooter
is everpresent
By
Anonymous, at
7:45 p.m.
We get along fine, she just thinks she hates me.
By
Anonymous, at
7:46 p.m.
Much like the relationship I have with my ex.
By
Krista, at
7:48 p.m.
his hair is greasy
his pants are tight and gross
what came over me?
By
Melissa, at
8:42 p.m.
i came over you
with rigid cock in my fist
i sated your lust
By
Anonymous, at
10:40 a.m.
your cum is yellow
and smells of a young childs ass
disturbs my nature
By
Melissa, at
10:51 a.m.
your vagina sags
past your knees, it craves earth
yearning for escape
(this is fun as shit)
By
Anonymous, at
11:06 a.m.
we are awesome
i have to go a knifty knitter now but i will haiku battle when i get back.
By
Melissa, at
11:23 a.m.
that last one is so funny has jamie ever gotten a girl his own age??? lol
By
Anonymous, at
6:07 p.m.
5 sly, 7 syl, 5 syl hmm
I think this haiku thing
is definitely positively way way over
pee pants poo poker prick!!
nice blog :-p
By
Anonymous, at
10:34 p.m.
attn jamie
your balls are wrinkly
and all covered in feces
at your moms request
By
Melissa, at
11:26 p.m.
Dear Melissa:
Your tits, they flip-flop
Racing your vagina to
Earth, in which they long
By
Anonymous, at
8:45 a.m.
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