I peed in a urinal today. My boss loves me because he thinks I am crazy but he is also bitter that I am like dude, 38 is too old for me to date and 36 is the creepy limit.
I am awesome. Okay you wouldn't expect a comedy club to be as debaucherous as it is but holy girl licked some girls pussy for attention. I was so surprised...
Since last night, I have knitted TWO hats. That is my hat. Last night I stayed up until 5am knitting my brother a hat and then I woke up this morning cus I was excited to hear his reaction to it. I am a grandma at 25. I don't know if I ever want kids tho. I don't really need them since I have kid siblings that I can dump on my parents when they get annoying.
Okay just re-stressing to that you should all buy "knifty knitters". Honestly TWO hats ALREADY. awesome hats.
Also, I am going to Montreal tomorrow, prolly won't post. You may all feel free to cry your eyes out.
BIGTIME P.S. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JILL I LOVE YOU! |
13 comment(s):
I like your hat and thanks for the happy birthday!
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Jillian Grady, at
3:43 a.m.
Ok, that first pic makes me laugh out loud.
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Matt Vella, at
6:41 a.m.
It's funny where some people will go for attention.
Have fun in Montreal, tell me what's cool to do there cause I might be going near the end of March.
How much for a knitted hat?
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Krista, at
7:10 a.m.
oh these girls that were hanging around were crazy,
hmmmm maybe i will sell them.
5 bucks or maybe ten
but any of the girl blogs that i read everyday can have a free hat....
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Melissa, at
7:27 a.m.
youre one of them krista
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Melissa, at
7:28 a.m.
holy fuck I love love love that hat. I need to know how to make that or something cos its absolutely adorable ahhhhhhh. the green colour is cool too and I am RAMBLING.
the picture of you peeing in a urinal is pretty much awesome and also the idea of it. i want to try that sometime now too.
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Unknown, at
8:42 a.m.
apparently im stupid and you said you would be selling them. forget what I just said although the knifty knitter thing sounds cool.
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Unknown, at
8:43 a.m.
it is cool
you could make one easily
or i could make you one.
maybe i will say if people buy somethign from the store that i will send thema a hat too i dunno....
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Melissa, at
9:20 a.m.
congratulations on your successful peeing, and I like your hat!
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Anonymous, at
3:54 p.m.
could you make that hat in Royal Blue? because that would be a kick ass color for it.
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Stussi 613, at
11:33 a.m.
Hmm. Yeah I pee in urinals occaisionally myself, but I find, due to the age factor, sitting down usually works better.
With regard to your knitting machine, can you make sweaters with it? I could use one for next winter. Of course it would mean we would have to actually meet so you could take all my measurements correctly.
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Anonymous, at
12:51 p.m.
yes i could stussi
and mike no sweaters
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Melissa, at
10:07 p.m.
SEXUAL PREDATOR
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Anonymous, at
3:47 p.m.
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