lost in the velvet fog
I had a totally awesome dream last night where myself and someone organized this big haiku battle like a whole bunch of people came to it and we all sat in a circle and read our fuck'u haikus and I was totally impressed with myself because there was like a hundred people there including Peter Elkas which equaled haiku battle success in my mind. It was funny, some girl started reading her haiku that started off like "boyfriend stealing bitch" and then some other girl 5 seats over from her gets all mad and yells "I did NOT steal your boyfriend" and I let out this loud laugh and slapped my hand on the table and everyone else was completely quiet which is funny because that is totally my real life awkward moment too loud laugh and slap things reaction. Anyway yeah everyone else was totally quiet cus the beauty of the fuck you haiku is it's totally amazing passive agressive I get to tell you off and you can't be mad about it because it is a work of art nature. Anyway after I laughed I was kind of like shit because I decided that I want to pattent fuck'u haikus and organize "haiku's for health" and it will be like new age therapy or something. Anyway I was pretty excited because I had overheard some guy was there that wrote a haiku about how he hated his friends ex-girlfriend and how they were a stupid couple and then the friend had actually brought the ex like he had gotten back together with her and I was anxious for that drama to play out but then I woke up.Also when I woke up I wrote this haiku as a fuck you to the "No more drama crowd"
no more drama bitches
seek values from black eyed peas
you are stupid cunts
Also my dream is coming true cus my fuck'u haikus are sweeping the, uhh continent because The Pants wrote some today. She also requested one from me so here it is....
call her no pants please
cus she sheds pants for lame men
sheds tears for disney |
19 comment(s):
Hey. Send your new age "haikus for health" into Tone Magazine. They print most anything.
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Anonymous, at
11:59 a.m.
when are you going to take it all off
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Anonymous, at
12:32 p.m.
when are you going to say who you are instead of leaving anon comments?
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Melissa, at
12:44 p.m.
lacks any real sex/
looks like sandra burnhart's face/
ugly fake lips, posed
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Anonymous, at
1:57 p.m.
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Anonymous, at
2:02 p.m.
at first i was "what?" /
then i was , "oh...canada." /
no wonder,it's not NY!
(Go home little brat)
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Anonymous, at
2:07 p.m.
i deleted a comment for not being a haiku
high cue i have no idea what you are trying to say
anon no need for your insults on my appearance and wtf with the "fake" lips anyway.
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Melissa, at
2:24 p.m.
oh yeah not all comments need to be haikus just anything mean
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Melissa, at
2:25 p.m.
i just read some of your old posts and decided some of the biggest idiots in the universe read your blog. how do you not want to kill yourself when you read the fucking comments?
ps. working at bulkbarn at 40 would SO TOTALLY SUCK.
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erin, at
2:41 p.m.
mean, nasty and trash/
tits & ass, behind her glass/
blog me harder, please.
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Anonymous, at
2:43 p.m.
erin is a douche,
as anyone can tell you,
here or there, she sucks
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Anonymous, at
2:45 p.m.
what i meant was, you /
are typical art hag/ whiner,
and Canada, no less.
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Anonymous, at
2:46 p.m.
hey high cue
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU READ MY BLOG THEN?
THANKS ERIN
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Melissa, at
3:01 p.m.
erin your as bad as melissa you keep criticizing someone for working it doesn t matter where they are working all that matters is they are working would you rather them be on welfare or on the streets maybe that is where this person was on the streets maybe a x junkie a x alchoholic maybe trying to turn their life around maybe helping out her husband with a little extra money so the kids can have a little more maybe a single parent or maybe someone who just likes working there who knows i don t know where you and melissa get off being so judgemental your both really fucked to think like that i hope you get better
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Anonymous, at
11:42 p.m.
okay
did either of us say it is the most depressing job of the world? did either of us say she was bad person?
working there would be unfufilling and i feel sorry for her. now fuck off and stop reading my blog because all you do is annoy me.
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Melissa, at
12:10 a.m.
i feel sorry for you melissa you will never be on my show
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Anonymous, at
5:42 a.m.
Dr. Phil, I think everyone voted you out of here a while ago. Also, learn to fucking punctuate.
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Anonymous, at
6:15 a.m.
post anything else and it will deleted
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Melissa, at
7:05 a.m.
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Anonymous, at
12:37 p.m.
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