The Lewd Angel

I am interested in the temperature of your hand.

My toes hurt cus I wore high shoes tonight so I could tell a joke about rape and it would maybe seem funnier. Seriously, if you want to be a comedian my advice is that you should always open with a rape joke and then just follow up with a bunch of jokes about the homeless and other poor people. I feel sick because I went to eat breakfast afterwards which was a bad idea. I need to stop eating breakfast at all hours of the night. Anyway I left my camera at work the other day so I didn't take any pictures today even tho I wanted to. I think I'm gonna go make Tina's hat now.

My blog is getting slightly more hits lately and I am like whoa is it because I am less funny and more boring and grossly personal? At the height of my crazy last year I was like three or four more times popular so I kind of think that people are into reading about people having mental breakdowns for some reason even tho there are probably a million boring suicide threat blogs out there that nobody reads. Maybe people have cravings for "zany" suicide threats or something, I dunno.

That breakfast is seriously making me really sick.

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Monday, October 23, 2006