I had a dead hamster named Pablo
Who wants to buy me that picture?
No takers? What a surprise!
Dear God,
Why does internet stalkers not equal internet sugar daddies? I think you are ripping me off.
Melissa
One hobby of my self diagnosed bipolar disorder is crystal balling my life constantly. The gamut of futures I imagine is usually one of three things:
1. super successful, super happy; artistic genius.
2. weird sad lonely cougar.
3. homeless person.
I am now in the cougar phase. Also today I was considering trying on a leopard print dress and dating teenagers so they could not know better than to not love me. |
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