The Lewd Angel

i write for me not you

Okay.

Retarded passive aggressive commentors have been driving me insane the last few days.

I think maybe every interesting girl blogger gets these guys.

I just got a fucking angry book comment from this guy which I deleted. He is angry that I never mailed him a hat I agreed to knit him last winter. I never mailed it to him because he started harrassing me about it too much for my liking and also he kept insisting that I meet him for Thai food to pay me back. I was not comfortable with that and also just didn't want to so whatever. I politely declined several times. Since then he has been on this pathetic love/hate mission or something posting comments how he really just wants the hat still and sly dissing me in other peoples comments. Okay I don't care. I don't owe you a hat. I don't owe you a good read or a dinner date or anything at all.

Another thing he did was interview Raymi a few weeks ago. The interview went something like this

Guy:
Why don't you pay attention to me? Why did you de-link me? Waaa Waaaa Waaaaa

Raymi:
Cus I dont read your blog. Also this interview is dumb.

Guy:
Lots of girls imitate you, like even your template.

Raymi:
blah blah whatever...

OKAY

First of all I am not retarded and I realised that he was trying to burn on me which is annoying like planting the seeds of aggravating desperate pay attention to me patheticness all over the internet, now they are permeating the blogs you read not just your comment section.

Anyway I said nothing cus that is basically my policy for people trying to aggravate me.

Then in this new comment he is like THE CATS OUTTA THE BAG I THINK YOU IMITATED RAYMI'S TEMPLATE BUT YOUR BLOG IS WAY LESS COOL!

Okay one pretty sure we both made our own templates, if anyone wants to build me a pulp novel one go ahead otherwise I will stick to the best job I can do. Imitating a template is el lamo of an accusation because 90 percent of templates are all generic the same. I dunno I can't explain how lame that is. Second of all I am not trying to out-cool Raymi. I live with MY DAD in OTTAWA. I am basically cooler than the pathetic angry comment guys and that's it. The fact that anyone reads my blog is already amazing cus my life is knit, get drunk, paint, get drunk, laugh at your own jokes, get drunk etc. Third of all; I have a lot alike with her which is prolly where this kinda thing stems from. For the record it is not the result of some pathetic attempt at I dunno, underground attempted blog popularity coup or something. I write about myself and my thoughts. You can ask my friends; I have not dramatically changed or something in the last year. I didn't make up my personality after hers. I dunno that's gay like I need references to attest to the fact that I have been a heavy drinker with a thing for karaoke, megatouch, emotional extremes and ms paint for YEARS but seriously; I can get them. HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA

p.s.
My greatest ms paint masterpeices are actually pre-blog and I have a burning desire to publish them but they would both get me into mega trouble. One of them already did.

Also in the comment he was also like WHATEVER YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA GET REAL STALKERS CUS I FIGURED OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND WORK.

okay now I am drunk and this is going on way too long. I am supposed to be categorizing different mens different annoyingness into categories but whatever I got lazy and drunk.

The moral of the story is you fuckers are either a) creepy b) boring. Ususally a combination of the two. Stop leaving your stupid comments on my blog. I am not your friend. I owe you nothing. I am not interested in reading your blog about how you are boring or horney or quietly reflecting on life and that shouldn't offend you. I am just one person and I do not represent everything thats wrong in your life.

PEACE!

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006