'my sister is so pretty, fun and cool...she does not have pink eye'
Okay Hi,
My sister is here. Guess what? We are BOTH DRUNK and we are internetting eachother over msn obviously its the cool thing, all the families are doing it. She sent me a picture of a boy she likes. Okay we are virtual and reality laughing at the same time AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!
Tomorrow is turkey hungover family day extravaganza. WE GET TO CLIMB MOUNTAINS HUNGOVER!
cus obviously the families that climb mountains hungover together STAY together.
Anyway,
If you ever get a chance to see these guys
and/or Mike Patterson/Ryan Wilner...... God do it! I have seen soooooo many comedy shows and these guys blow my mind/remind me why I'm in love with comedy.
Earlier today me and my sister ( I heart my sister) were at giant tiger and this guy in line behind us is like HURRY UP YOU FUCKING IMMIGRANTS! and we kinda scared-laughed at eachother and then he is like MOVE YOU FUCKING RETARDOS! I got this paranoia that he was gonna kill us. He kinda rubbed his belly against my elbow plus I have this retarded mental problem where I feel haunted by giant tiger bags.
p.s. In case you were wondering he was in line to buy smokes.
also
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