The Lewd Angel

APPETITE FOR DESTRUCTION

I went to wal-mart yesterday to get some yarn and I guess they are moving everything around because the sections were all jumbled together. So I am looking at the pyjamas which happen to be right next to this big display of on sale barbque sauce and this woman rolls up with her husband or whatever some sort of fat male companion and starts throwing barbque sauce in her cart, and by throwing I mean violently throwing so that her cart is going CLANG CLANG CLANG with every sauce toss. She must have put atleast 30 things of sauce in there and I was hating her for it. I wanted to send a paper airplane note her way that was like

Dear poor person,

What the fuck is wrong with you? Who eats that much barbque sauce? No, seriously. Do you use it for spaghetti sauce or something? Are you one of these people that does this with all on sale food items and have you ever considered the possibilty that you maybe wouldn't be so poor if you didnt regularly waste your money on lifetime supplies of barbque sauce? Please stop clanging your cart like that it fills me with hatred.

love,
the girl staring at you from behind the pyjama rack

*in case you guys are wondering I did consider the possibilty that maybe she runs a hot dog stand or something but a few factors lead me to believe that that was not the case
1. she looked too poor
2. she was choosing a variety of barbque sauce flavours
3. the guys cart had normal amounts of other food items

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Tuesday, October 17, 2006