I can talk to animals.
Jill talks about taking her puppy to the park.
He got attacked by a big meany of a dog at the dog park yesterday. The big meany also attacked me. Atticus, the poor little guy was kinda ducking away from the big fucker so i bent down to pet atticus, and i said really loudly so his owner could hear, awww, is that big meany scaring you?!?!?! so the owner and his big meany left. Troy says that it's the same big meany that attacked him last week at the dog park and stole his favorite toy and ruined it within a span of 6 seconds. He's so huge and ugly. He's like a golden retrever or something, mixed with a greyhound so he's gigantic but has this weenie little head. I hate him.
Also in it she says "Oh, the joys of puppyhood" because she is old and likes cross stitch.
Jill is my best friend in case you are wondering...
Another example of how she is funny is that she is going to record a french album of songs she learnt on the ukelele and she is going to call it something like "I think I'm Gonna Uke" or "About to Uke". She said I can guest-star on a song if I am home.
In PEI I know a bunch of musicians and in Ottawa I dont even know anyone who plays an instrument. I am missing the presence of real music in my life.
I have another best friend named Crystal but maybe she doesn't like me anymore. We didn't talk for a long time. She doesn't read this by the way I am not being weirdo passive aggressive. Last winter she decorated her window with a snowman she painted and it said "Let it snow" because Crystal is kinda like that.
Also Ryan is coming to visit me next month and I am excited you guys will to get to meet him. He is pretty much the opposite of me in a lot of ways so it is funny. He doesn't drink and he had the same winter coat since high school because his winter coat philospohy is if it's not broke, don't fix it. |
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