giant man panties hanging in closets is what I call eastern mystique
The laser hair removal lady called me to confirm my appointment for tomorrow so I had to call her back and let her know I am skipping out of my date with her and her giant robot machine. I guess I never told you about that but laser hair removal is weird because you are laying there with giant sunglasses on and some girl is leaning over you with giant sunglasses using this machine the size of a dresser to blow cold air on you and you feel like I dunno wow I am right now in this moment taking part in a future obsolete technology. You can feel people from the future tsk-ing at you like Oh man what the hell were they thinking......
Anyway I still want to get it I just didn't save much money for Toronto plus I have to work all the time till I go there plus I am on my period and whatever that's gross.
Oh I forgot to tell you about my acting class last night and how it was fun because okay basically sometimes acting class feels like some sort of special fantasy nerd club designed just for me because it is like okay everyone stand around in a circle and pretend you are some jello on plate. Tina's impersonation of jello is comedy gold because her body is all swingy and her face is dead serious, like she is thinking don't even act like I'm not jello.
Another thing about the acting class is that the teacher is one of those teachers that has all these little life story things to talk about likehe can casually mention about coming home one day and his roomate the contortionist was walking around inside of barrell. I took an art history class before and the teacher was like that too. I dunno he was some sort of European royalty or something and he had all these underground art smuggling stories and he was friends with the Fords and got to just go swimming in ancient art masterpeice bathouses because of it.
These pictures are from my birthday last year. I layed in bed and took pictures of myself and my hand all morning. I didn't want to get up.
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