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Lately I have been trying to figure out why intelligent people read my blog and/or are my friends. I try to think that maybe it means I am not stupid but I have a hard time thinking of ways that I am not stupid. I've really been thinking hard about it.WAYS I AM STUPID
-I have no particular aptitude for english, science or math.
-I find watching movies to be somewhat of a challenge. I basically need someone there to watch the movie with me so they can explain things to me and help me stay focused? whatever that's gay but true.
-I don't make a lot or correlations between cause and effect that other people find natural in regards to their own bodies. Example: a lot of comedians make jokes about how eating cheese makes you constipated. I never knew that but people laugh at it and it's common enough joke so it must be that most people DO notice that.
-I can't follow knitting or crochet patterns. I don't understand them at all.
-I often have very distorted concepts of what people look like until I really talk to them. The second time I saw Dave I was surprised that he was not taller and blonde because for some reason I thought that's what he looked like. There is another comedian named Sascha and for months I thought she was black until one day someone told me otherwise and now that I look at her I realise; no she's not black at all.
-I have never had much success with schooling. Partly because.....
-Simple things that I find uninteresting like making a bibliography become in my head way bigger deals than they are. I know that I can follow the instructions to make a bibliography but I have rarely ever done it even when it is big portion of marks because for some reason in my head it is like this hugely difficult chore. I am like that with basically any sort of paperwork except for filing taxes which p.s. I LOVE!
The only way I am intelligent I can come up with really is that I am very resourceful and very good at finding my way out of situations or getting something if I really want it. I don't really think that means I am intelligent tho, just maybe stubborn or persistant because if I want something I get obsessive and will just keep trying when other people give up.
Anyway I am still trying to figure out why you people want to be my friend and my question is this: Is it nothing to do with whether I am stupid or not and just the entertainment factor of me not being embarassed by stuff? |
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