THE ANGRY SHOW
Okay so maybe you want to know what I've been doing.Ive been getting drunk after work wooo. The last couple of days I have been seething with anger at this woman comic who decided to totally condesend to me blah blah long story I made a crappy drink on purpose because we had already fucking sent a no we cant do that back to these customers and then this lady ENGLISH LADY P.S. WHOEVER THINKS BRITS RULE IS RETARDED. They are so social class obsessed and bitchy and also racist
hey check it out thats why you breed extremism retards. k what? so she comes up to me middle of super busy SERVICE BAR hey you arent even supposed to talk to me and you know that and starts calling me down because she claims that any standard martini is made with vodka as opposed to gin even tho GOD ITS NOT. bler blah whatever ive been pissed off for two days about a number of things and my stupid egyptian boy toy decided to pick a pointless BARTENDING fight with me while he was trying to get on me and i went outside and smashed ten beer bottles and then went home.
Also Sarah who p.s. character update is my best friend at work got super amazing smashed tonight and just walked around and was generally a threat to herself but also laughed a lot.
Anyway I have to go to bed sorry that you read all that and also sorry world that I didnt biff a beer bottle right in your face because I fucking regret it.
PEACE!
love melissa |
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