The Lewd Angel

She's pretty and she works at Swiss Chalet.

Dave is Josh and Claire's dad. He is a pretty interesting character. He used to be a math professor and now he is a truck driver. He also used to do a million other jobs like wanna be pig farmer and piano tuner or builder or both. He has four grown kids and I bet more than half of them are more mature than him. He wrote a book. It is about this hobo who has a conversation with a reverend in a MCDonalds and the hobo talks about how he travels thru time with this magnet he keeps wrapped up in dental floss in his pocket and he explains about the number 55 being the number that all of math and music and the i ching is based on. I am one of few people who liked the book. My favourite part is when the hobo stands up and starts emptying ketchup packages on the reverends lap and saying how he is a woman because he is menstruating. That right there is just the kind of humour you need to break up the math talk.

Dave and Josh are going to move to Picton,Ontario and live in these townhouses that are only 400 dollars a month and they used to be a retard colony. They want me to come so I can be Wendy and they can be the lost boys and we will make a band called Wendy and the Lost Boys. In some ways I can see how that would be fun but small towns are pretty shitty for finding decent jobs or lovers.

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006