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Here is an example of my retardation. This morning in bed I was thinking about inventing a new form of art called toast art where I make pictures into burnt toast even tho someone probably already does that. Then I was thinking tho how it would be extra funny if I did it and how I would make a whole exhibit of toast art and it would be all portraits of people who should eat some toast from the richest of the rich to the poorest of the poor, so on one end I would have a toast art picture of Nicole Richie or something and then on the other end of the spectrum I would have some starving aids orphans crying into the bricks they are making and I would also make a secret self portrait of myself in there somewhere in the middle. Okay you have to understand that I was REALLY excited about writing this but then when I got out of bed I was kinda like meh I should just never blog because I dunno it's crazy and boring and what the hell is wrong with me that I want to tell the internet that I think it would be funny to carve crying aids orphans into burnt toast? Also another part of me was like umm FUCK THE INTERNET! THEY DON'T DESERVE TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR IMAGINARY TOAST ART EXHIBIT! and the story ends with me telling you about it. I don't know why.
I am going to a belated Halloween party tonight I think. It is at a nerd house and I am excited kind of. They have if I remember correctly 6 computers in the basement and still packed action figures which are carefully guarded and also an exact replica of a sword from I think the lord of the rings movie. Awesome. |
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