port elgin is the can capital of the world
Okay holy time for a life because I am watching Freaky Friday again and I was smiling kinda about the guy being cute and then I TURNED BACK AND APOLOGIZED TO AN IMAGINARY BOYFRIEND THAT I WAS PRETENDING JUST GOT PLAYFULLY JEALOUS OF MY CRUSH.
By the way at the end of the movie the cute guy goes kind of stalkerish weirdo falls in love with the mom, which for the record is not part of my teen dream fantasy.
Okay I wish you could just write an entire comedy routine about Summerside, it'd be so easy... you'd just be like...
YO, WAY TO BE OBSESSED WITH CANS! YOU BUNCH OF LOSERS!***
or
HEY LIFT UP YOUR HAND IF YOU MADE OUT WITH HALF THE TOWN
or
WHAT'S WITH THAT DUDE WHO JUST WAITS FOR THE PAPER IN THE MINI MALL ALL DAY??
or
SORRY I'M LATE, THE CHIEF OF POLICE PULLED A GUN ON ME FOR SPEEDING!
or
HOW ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GIRL LEFT HER HUSBAND AND NO ONE TALKED ABOUT IT OUT LOUD BUT THERE WAS NO FUCKING DESSERT AT THE COFFEE SHOP ANYMORE?!?!?!
okay, only I'd make actual jokes.
***There is a bottle factory on PEI and since we have no jobs there, they outlawed all canned drinks except for country time lemonade for whatever reason. Anyway the result of the can-banning is that most islanders have canned beer and pop on some kind of pedestal in their minds. If you are say, going to Moncton for the day and you happen to tell say, 5 people, about it guaranteed at least one of them will ask you to bring them back a case of pepsi from across. The population is so ridiculously obsessed about cans that if you would meet a guy who is like umm I don't really care about cans you would feel some sort of intellectual connection with that person so much so that it might spark a romance. |
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