hypnotists are sleazy
I am from a small town. There is very little to do there but once every couple months there is this x rated hypnotist who rolls into town. He rolls into town in a hummer and he has an entourage. He is pretty short and all buff, like short guy complex I guess. Small town sluts want to hook up with him and guys try and pick fights with him at the gas station. His show is all about telling guys they have rubber dicks and stretching them out and snapping them back, telling people they are farting, and telling people they are orgasming. He also always says YOU WILL QUIT SMOKING to smokers who volounteer to get hypnotised but I've never heard of it working for anyone.
You fuckers never gave me any subjects or bid on my pussy baby.
I left my camera at work cus I'm an idiot. I feel like a stinky ball of hell this morning.
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