It's lonely at the top.
Okay I want to go on a long rant about how I hate tv and movies because apparently WHAT IF YOU HAD A REMOTE CONTROL THAT COULD CONTROL THE UNIVERSE is a perfectly valid premise to make a movie about. I will probably bitch about it later but I am pretty tired right now.
I wish that I would have gotten rich back in the big domain name goldrush.
There is a show called "video on trial" that ten million of the comedians at my work go on where they just critisize music videos. Mark and I invented a better take on that show the other day. It is called "pedestrian on trial". In it, you sit outside drinking beer and critisize unsuspecting pedestrians on their clothes and gait and imagined social tendencies. It woulda been gold. One time I had INTIMATE RELATIONS with a comedian and now when I walk by his picture at work I say in my head hey cutie and then I feel embarassed for how I am lame. Also today I was kinda dancing around while I was working to some shake yo ass song and this guy was like oh yeah shake yo ass girl and I was kinda, I dunno, okay then I will officially do my sexy dance but then I smashed my temple into the corner of a tv and it still hurts. |
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