don't write letters to god or imaginary ponies
Okay folks lets get a few things clear. I'm not into my blog name. I'm not "into" angels or anything. I admit that I must seem totally heaven sent to entertain your sorry asses when youre sitting in your offices/schools whatever and you hate working and you read my blog even tho you have to be kinda sneaky about it cus you need a taste of something more lifelike than working type bullshit, but yeah, that's not why I names it as such. I tried to think of some incredibly witty memorable name but it was too much pressure so I picked the lewd angel after a pulp novel because it's short and easy and if I ever have the site look good it will look like an old pulp novel cover.
What else?
I don't get myspace-buzznet-blogger profile type shit. I am not into being a slutty photo and a list of my favourite things. I have all that kinda stuff cus it is another way to make people read my blog. I want thousands of people to read my blog to feed my ego and also cus then maybe some more people will offer to give me twenty dollars just for being me. Also in case I feel like I have something important to say it's good to know that thousands of people are listening.
What else?
I'm boring and tired today which is why I wrote about that.
What else?
Whoa, I was reading old posts of mine today and I am fucking glad that I am not mentally ill style depressed anymore. phew.
Insert a bunch of boring drivel here about dumb shit no one cares about like the awesome weather we had today and other boring stuff. I'm too boring to think of examples of boring things I could talk about. Sorry about that, I'll bring back the fantastic later. |
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