I can't go on sleepovers.
I guess I forgot about my promise to quit drinking cus I got smashed with the boys from work last night. We went to Denny's where I ordered a breakfast skillet but then, I dunno fell asleep and didn't eat it, then this morning, holy shit this is gross, I wet the bed. I just dreamt I was peeing and I was. I am so gross. I have memories of my family kinda walking in and knowing but I am hoping that was part of a dream. Fuck I am gross and I am going to get made fun of for that by people who read this blog looking for dirt on me. I have a friend who peed the bed after drinking a couple of times and I always made fun of her but I am like no wait! I just joined your club. I am so glad that no one was in bed with me.
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9 comment(s):
Oh man, that sucks. I have a good friend that wet the bed with his girlfriend in it. Strangely they are no longer together....
Scott
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Scott, at
10:14 a.m.
i can see you shawn
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Melissa, at
10:15 a.m.
I think this looks like melissa except it's blonde.
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Anonymous, at
10:33 a.m.
ugh
yeah
i am so thankful i was alone.
also i dont look like that orange thinsg mildly
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Melissa, at
11:03 a.m.
One time when I was really drunk and went to bed I woke up and I was pissin in one of my dresser drawers. I guess I must have been dreaming it was a urinal. I also had a dream like yours where i pissed the bed but I was like 8 years old.
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Anonymous, at
12:52 p.m.
It may seem like a strange question, but: were there strange red spots around your eyes in the morning and/or did you muscles feel like you'd been given a beating?
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Anonymous, at
12:56 p.m.
whoa why?
i dont know
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Melissa, at
1:03 p.m.
hahahah that doesn't look like melissa but it would be funny if it did! way to pee the bed dude
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Jillian Grady, at
3:10 p.m.
pffffft some people just dont admit that they peed the bad as adults when they did
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Melissa, at
3:29 p.m.
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