The Lewd Angel

perpetually ten to three am

I just woke up and changed into comfey PJ's and sweatshirt to settle into a nice time of catching up on my nerdiness. So much to tell you. Saturday I went out with Amanda and Chris and their friend Jackie to this gay bar where I danced to Rasputin with some guy who became my temporary new best friend/ dance partner because he is Boney M crazy also. We weren't there that long cus I just went right after work and by the way I got that same cabbie as the one who was asking me if my friend gave me a real tight squeeze and he was creepy again because he just kept calling me sweet in this lechorous voice and this car full of "urban" type guys rolled up next to us and were rolling down their windows and he told me that they were checking me out cus my eyes are deep like ocean. Meh whatever. That's car 071 ladies. Watch out for him.

Okay so we wanted to go to an after hours club after gay bar and we walked all this way where there was no club and we caught a runaway kitty because we are cool and we save animals.

Whatever we head back and find this place that is supposed to be an underground club but we walk in and go up these stairs and it is just this wall covered in a giant white sheet with one lonely stool just abondoned there. We are like hmmm this isnt right and find this kind of spooky narrow staircase up more stairs wich takes us to this little floor that just drops off to this empty warehouse with a giant disco ball hanging in the center of it. My camera's battery was dying and I thought I managed to geta picture but I didn't which is incredibly dissapointing. It was crazy. It looked like the kind of place where Scooby doo and the mystery team get called to solve mysteries and it made no sense at all that it ws just open especially when their were so many drunks outside on the way out wanting to go in and party. Anyway I stole this clock as a souvenir and it had the right time on it but then some lady who must have just got rejected or something kinda huff an puffed by me and knocked my precious clock on the road and the battery fell out.


We made a gazillion time jokes with the clock it was "time for this", "time for that" and "I'll clock you" for the rest of the night. The best joke was when I held up this penis straw I got at the gay bar to the clock and pretended it was a hand on the clock and said "time for cock" and Chris said it always time for cock.

Also we ate at Zak's diner whose motto is "don't starve" which might come off as clever if it wasn't such a terrible place to eat. I definately didn't starve since I have this new problem where I can't stop eating and I am warning you all at home that I am pretty sure I put on about ten pounds this weekend cus I am gross and eat all my food and everyone elses leftovers.


I was at the casino till 4am last night with my bosses. I won 20 dollars and then I spent it. One of my bosses won 300 and one lost about that much because they are high rollers. I am just a geek on the 5 cent video lottery terminals. Anyway it was fun. I never went to casino really before but I need to learn how to play black jack and start wearing fancy dresses and looking incredibly dynamic and beautiful while I gamble like whats her face in whats that movie. Sharon Stone, I think. Oh yeah maybe the movie is called Casino. I think she is a crazy cracked out bitch at the end tho so maybe I just want to be her at the beginning of the movie.

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Monday, January 30, 2006