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The Lewd Angel

Harpin' Strippers



I curled my hair for the first time in forever yesterday and I thought I was pretty but actually I am getting fat and I have bags under my eyes all the time and I look like a cougar.
awesome.



I watched the election at a pub last night and I thought I was very cool for doing so. Way to go Canada on the creepy pm! blegh, atleast it's a minority government, I don't think things will go as bad as a lot of people are expecting, I think the main thing is that it is embarassing in front of the rest of the world. Hi World! We elected a bible thumper cus we are bored.




Also went to the strip club last night. There was a funny guy in perverts row that I wanted to take a picture of but no cameras aloud in the strip club. Imagine that. The bouncer went into this long tirade about why they are not allowed and it was annoying kinda because I am not an idiot and I don't need it explained to me.



Whatever this post sucks. I'm hungover. I decided that I am going to poach an egg today. I want you guys to care about it for some reason.

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9 comment(s):

i think your hair looks pretty.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:54 p.m.  

melissa, have seen this gay picture of Harper?

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/8575/harper4cv.jpg

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:11 p.m.  

that picture is gross he's super creepy. we both wrote in our blogs way to elect a creepy prime minister haha we're awesome

By Blogger Jillian Grady, at 5:43 p.m.  

you probably just founf that they are all french on that cus frenchies are horney internet whores
uhhhh joke
no we are not all french, more english.
A lot of people here speak french tho.
i speak french.

my hair was pretty my face and body are whats gross.

yeah jill we do rule

By Blogger Melissa, at 5:52 p.m.  

Did you get a new camera?

I care about the poached egg for some reason.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:52 p.m.  

your curls make you look 1920's vintagey. hot.

By Blogger Krista, at 9:01 p.m.  

no i am borrowing my dads camera

thanks krista

By Blogger Melissa, at 10:12 p.m.  

wow you got a camera...gee...aren't we spoiled..i bet all those starvin in africa...worry about there blogs and digital cameras....i hear you ain't cool unless you are bleed from the mouth from malnutrition.....

josh..a vampire...
oh right the don't exsist......

By Blogger Damien Rex, at 6:13 a.m.  

i didnt get a camera
peopel who read my blog know that i am borrowing one

By Blogger Melissa, at 9:29 a.m.  

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