one, two, suckle my pooh
I just spent the last half hour waiting for my family to go to work and school and then I realized it's Saturday. Fuck. I just want to be hungover in peace. My new thing is that if I drink too much I cannot sleep past 8 am and it drives me crazy. Tonight I am NOT drinking a gajillian drinks after work. Them's the breaks Melissa.
I wrote some stuff when I got home last night. Not particularly interesting but I will copy it down anyway.
I just got home it is about 4 am and I am drunk. I don't have the computer right now so I'm writing this ANALOG style I will translate later. I need to stop drinking so much after work all the time, anyway whatever.
Right before he left, some dinkwad told this girl I work with that it is a good thing she is funny cus you you have to be, looking the way she does. It made me angry. I don't really know the girl but she seems very nice and she IS very funny and she isn't ugly and that guy can go fuck himself. I kind of punched him in the back before I got in the cab but it was stupid because it's not as if I could/would beat him up and he probably just thought it was one of his friends being all "hey buddy".
I am always thinking of stuff in the day to tell later on and thinking I'll remember and then forgetting.
I think I might write a stand up act and try it out some night. I was supposed to do it this summer actually but either I got lazy or I chickened out. I don't know how funny I could be and I find jokes hard to think of in a stand up sense. I dunno tho. I talk to a lot comedians and they mostly find me funny so maybe it is giving me an ego to think I should do stand up.
I need to go to bed. I drank a bunch of vodka. I am not taking my depression medication because someone in comments said don't mix them.
P.S. Nice pointless mix of photos. Its cus I'm on the laptop. I want my camera back.
P.P.S. I wish my name were Jillian because if that is your name you can make so many plays on words with your name and I'm jealous. Plus it's a nice name. |
15 comment(s):
melissa take your meds and stop drinking!!
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Anonymous, at
6:14 a.m.
Im not drinking tonight!
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Melissa, at
6:25 a.m.
when i said i am not taking my medication it was just yesterday
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Melissa, at
6:28 a.m.
nanananana my name is jillian
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Jillian Grady, at
9:20 a.m.
pffffft
youre a slut
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Melissa, at
9:53 a.m.
i am so hurt. i can't believe you'd talk about your friends that way. FUCK YOU We're not friends anymore
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Jillian Grady, at
10:11 a.m.
you would fuck me SLUT!
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Melissa, at
11:10 a.m.
hahahahaha totally
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Jillian Grady, at
11:24 a.m.
also, i'm not the one posting nude pictures of myself on the internet, ms. slutty mcslut
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Jillian Grady, at
12:53 p.m.
hah! in case you didnt notice I am wearing a hand for top duh!
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Melissa, at
1:32 p.m.
i can almost see your vagina
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Jillian Grady, at
5:10 p.m.
What's my hand doing in your naked picture?
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Anonymous, at
6:00 p.m.
hahahaha
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Jillian Grady, at
7:30 p.m.
wow ;)
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Matt, at
8:56 p.m.
Argh. I hate the whole not being able to sleep past 8 am when you are hungover, considering that really what happens is you just pass out and then you come to from passing out. So there really is no real sleep involved.
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Jess, at
11:13 p.m.
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