The Lewd Angel

man hands for everyone

Today involved two trips to the grocery store for "excitement". I am lame. The first time I bought gloves. I also picked out this day planner and was carrying it around the store for half an hour before I realized that I will use it maybe twice before I start forgetting about it and decided to put it back. I actually have bought two OTHER day planners in the last six months because I am like oh if I get one of these I will become incredibly organized and well balanced and when it doesn't happen I blame the day planner for being the wrong size or the wrong format. Funny because now that I think of it I am like NO I DO NEED THAT DAY PLANNER; IT WAS PERFECT!!!! Whatever, it's funny how much I go to stores and pick stuff up cus I'm gonna buy it and then I am hmmm no and I will pick something else up until it gets ditched and often I just leave without buying anything. Especially if there is line ups because I am like fuck this I do not even need this shit at all I am just bored and I hate lines.

I need to learn how to write without using "like" "all" and "or something". I also need to learn how to divide my paragraphes into sentences but I'm less worried about that.

The second time I got groceries to make fajitas tomorrow. I am going to attempt coconut milkshakes to go with them but I don't know how really to make them so we will see what happens. I am still really bored and I just feel like making them now for something to do. I already cut up the chicken and put it in a marinade for the night. They will be extremely tasty and I am looking forward to eating them.

I am sick of looking at pictures of myself in my damn winter coat. I am finding them really boring but blah. I have a peice of tomatoe seed stuck kinda in between my eyebrows in that picture. I am glad I didn't go get my eybrows waxed with that there, I will probably go tomorrow. I keep making lame art faggey shit in my zoom browser cus I am bored and all my pictures suck.

When Canada had it's 125th? anniversary they made this temporary museum here in Ottawa and I think I went to it a lot for some reason. I liked it because they had this giant cow that was made out of "zaks". I think that is maybe the wrong name for it but it was this kind of toy that was like I dont know flat lego-ish connector stuff. Anyway, whatever that toy was, it was invented by a Canadian. They had this whole thing on inventions by Canadians and one of the inventions was those fucking mitts that pull down and they are fingerless gloves underneath "smokers mitts" they had some dumb made up name for them which combined mitten and glove in some stupid way. I think they were kinda a new thing at the time and were very trendy and hip. I was thinking about it today and it's like dude is that the best we got? Is that really worth celebrating? Those mitts suck anyway. Your hands are fucking cold when you wear them because there is a giant slit in them and your fingers are not touching eachother for warmth and also they are not even useful in the I can use my hands sense because all your fingers are seperated by a quarter inch of yarn anyway, making finger use awkward if not impossible. WAY TO GO CANADA!