The Lewd Angel

To Hull in a Handbasket.

Today was the first big snow day and I only saw about twenty cars stuck in various places all over the city. I hate winter but I like how when there is a big storm and you are trudging around and people are driving their shitty cars thru snowbanks and getting stuck every five minutes how as Canadians we kinda get into this team spirit of fuck you weather, you can't stop us! It's just kinda fun to get together and say we can take you bitch. If your car gets stuck in the middle of the road cus it's broken you might have a hard time finding help but if you are stuck on account of the snow you are suddenly surrounded by good samaritans.


My sister got here today to visit. Here is the last thing she said to me:
"Well I am going downstairs to watch a movie filled with sexual innuendo. If you feel like watching a movie like that with your sister and your father, come on down."


Nathan and I got into a fight today but hopefully it was the kind of fight that results in less fighting in the future. I miss him and all my friends and right now the stupid holiday season is making it worse because last December was really exciting and fun and cozy and this year will be lonely as hell and my family is going on vacation without me. These posts are turning boring as hell and I promise that soon they will get better. I also want to let you know that I will never sink so low as to put little emoticons of my mood accompanied by stupid answers to stupid questions that nowone ever asked me. No wait right before I kill myself I will put a little question that says mood? and beside it I will put a suicidal smiley. He could be like a purple face with a rope around his neck. Then I will write "top ten reasons I am killing myself". HAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Before anyone gets all Oh my God Melissa! That is a total joke but it would be the funniest suicide note ever written and "suicidal smiley" is the new term I just coined right now THANKS.

P.S. some of you might not get the joke of "To Hull in a Handbasket" and think it is a typo but Hull is like Ottawa's drunk french debaucherous cousin so I am pretty clever.

P.P.S. I am also totally psychic because I named it to Hull in Handbasket for no reason other than it being clever and just now Laura called me to come to Hull so we can get beer because it is too late to buy it in Ottawa.

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Friday, December 16, 2005