My Rockin Celebrity Status Has NOT Hooked Me Up With Decent Tranportation
I was supposed to go get liquored up tonight to celebrate my birthday tomorrow but I was not in the mood. Plus I am really turned off by cabbies now specifically BLUELINE is horrible to take. Last week I called a cab and waited FOREVER for him to get there and then when he finally does he's asks me where I'm going and he's like hmm yeah call another cab I have another call. Then last night this cab picked me up and he was saying something about my friend that was waiting outside with me being my boyfriend and I didn't bother to correct him cus I don't care but then he starts asking me so did your boyfriend please you to tonight? Did he show you a good time? I was like uhhhhhhhhh yeah he's not my boyfriend, a bunch of us were all hanging out and we had a fun night. The cabbie tho would not let it drop he was like oh well maybe he didn't please you eh? but he gave you a real tight hug eh? Did he give you a real tight hug? You are suuuuuch a sweet girl. Creepy as fuck. |
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Hey, that's very close to mine. My birthday is on the 19th!
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Adrian, at
11:24 p.m.
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Damien Rex, at
6:29 a.m.
happy 16th birthday...i got you something special this year..i bought you a half completed universe...i bought black market style from George Bush JR>. all it cost me was my pitiful soul...ah well ...i can just make another one of those up..
the"universe" is in good shape...hand crafted to your specifics...with an assortment of dead things ranging from animal to plant and spirtual thingies..
have a good sensible birthday.....
love JOSH OR KAERL MALONE ...yes that'll do Karl "the mailman" malone..
ps...i hear celebrities have a combined iq of ...."oh...well what iq does my mirror have....atleast 25.6 well i'll have to check with my publisct...he does all my leg work for me...hes in the underground with my pr kit.."
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Damien Rex, at
6:29 a.m.
hahahahahh...
ugh..ugh..ugh.....happy day of thyne calendar in which the moons of SAturn impacted the southern hemisphere of our smaller less aggresive planet...
i don't know ..i read a book...once..
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Damien Rex, at
6:30 a.m.
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