there is such a thing as being a little bit pregnant
Will any of you fuckers buy my paintings? I think it is a good idea because then you get to help me out since I'm poor and maybe I could afford internet and then you get to keep reading my wonderfully entertaining writing where I ask you to buy stuff.Okay. Here is the real reason it is a good idea. It is an investment because I promise to eventually get famous enough that I don't have to do anything besides tell jokes and paint and other art crap stuff to get paid AND if I don't I will probably drink myself to death so either way I will increase it's value?
I will double it's worth in ten years or your money back!
See that is umm better than a g.i.c. or whatever.
Anyway, I started trying to oil paint but the paint just never dries. It's been wet on the canvass since yesterday afternoon. Maybe I added too much linseed oil. In case you are wondering if that was me namedropping that I know linseed oil the answer is yes.
Also I am kind of pissed off that nobody elses brain almost exploded when I revealed my huge discovery about the Lisi Tesher-Dear Ellie connection.
There is a new playmate named Melissa Wheat and people keep finding my site by looking for nude pictures of her. Wheat is a dumb last name and also I am annoyed because I don't want to start a collection porno searchers. |
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