easter is a time
My nine year old brother is "sick" today and his parents couldn't take the day off work so I am stuck in the house all day looking after him. I am pretty angry with him right now mostly because I do not even believe that he is sick at all. All morning he watched tv without a sound and then I sat down with him and asked him how he was sick and he was all uhh you know, sick, like I dont feel good and I was like umm how? and then he responds by fake coughing. Also, I made him eat is lunch and as soon as he sat down he had to go the bathroom and I dunno that drives me crazy just because fuck, GO TO THE FUCKING BATHROOM. He will hold it off forever if he is watching tv. Then this afternoon I decided that we are going to the grocery store so I can buy food to make supper and get a coffee because I am dying of caffeine withdrawal. He kinda acted all oh no, I am sick and I said if you really feel sick then you can go to bed instead but he wanted to go the grocery store more. I asked him to go get dressed in 5 minutes which he doesnt do and I have to yell at him from upstairs to get dressed and he pretends he can't hear me. Then he takes 15 minutes to put on pants and a shirt. Then he finally comes downstairs and is acting all pathetic like suddenly he is in mysterious excruciating pain all whoa whoa hanging his head everywhere and whatever. He asks me if we are walking (the whole two blocks) and starts making this huge production of putting his snow pants on; like it is the most difficult thing in he world. He won't stand up and put them on; he's just sitting on the stairs tugging the foothole FOREVER so I leave him alone for a bit and then come back and he is still doing the same thing. He keeps letting this tiny peice of velcro on the bottom of them get a little bit stuck to the carpet and acting like it is huge obstacle to overcome when all he has to do is stand up and pull his goddam snow pants up. He doesnt even need to wear the snowpants; he is just doing it to make a big deal out of the fact that I took him away from the tv. I got totally exhasperated with him and was like hey you can still go lay down in your bed if youre too sick to put on your snowpants and he is like oh yeah ok, I'll do that because all of the sudden out of nowhere he is claiming that he feels barfy. It's a good thing I am not a mother, I would go crazy from it I think. When kids are being sneaky it is pretty much the most aggravting thing in the world because they are so obvious but they dont get how obvious they are and you can't really swear at them or anything, so inside you are just screaming FUUUUUCK! WHY ARE SO RETARDED?Anyway, I am stir crazy. I have an audition tonight and I don't know what to expect at all. Hopefully I am not supposed to come with any sort of preparations because I have none.
p.s. I can hear him moving around in his room and he is supposed to stay in his bed and I am gonna go catch him and probably make myself even angrier. yay! |
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