velvet 17th century mace year of women and children first

The Lewd Angel

I am telling him about my miracles or whatever.

Dear casting,

Do you have a part for a retarded fat snaggled tooth mom?

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Or a part for a fucking crazy lady with some kind of retarded neck kink that she is creepily happy about?

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What about a part for an awkward girl who walks around with her thumbs in her jeans all day?

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Obviously, I am the woman for any of these parts.

ugh.
I fucking hate the headshots that I have already paid a lot of money for.

They were really insistent on me getting my make up done by this girl but my face looks all yellowey-huge-add 6 t0 7 years. Plus she gave me this brownish lipstick and I am like ugh newflash MY LIPS ARE NOT BROWN.

I think I could have taken better pictures myself and I half ass want to say so/ half ass feel bad about it. Anyway, vote on which two I should get cus I already paid for them.

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Anyway, I am crafting miracles tonight and I am really excited about it. I can't tell you about them for a few days but the clue about the miracles is that I am really gross.

also p.s. I am not even showing you that many of the really bad ones because I am embarrassed and afraid that you will stop reading my blog if you think I look like that.

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