I like shapes and colours
If you were to scan thru my blog you would notice that I am constantly "I am getting fat" "I need to quit drinking". I am like a booze balloon. One day I will be angry suicidal and I will go to some busy club. I will be thinking stuff like obviously I am way better than you. You know standard duh, I am too awesome for the world type stuff and I will go order a triple vodka soda water. I'll get right up on the bar and be all ATTENTION YOU FUCKING GOONS! and I'll have a sip and EXPLOSION! VODKA IN YOUR EYES! I will leave a note somewhere that says YOU GOT BOSSED! and people will be like what the fuck? that was the single most lamest boring extreme suicide ever, seriously that guy who blew himself in the tim hortons bathroom downtown Toronto and didn't even hurt anyone else did a better job than you.
One of those fucking ad smiley things just talked to me and it pissed me off. You know the ones that say HEEEELLLLOOOOOOOO??!??!?!? like you are currently employed at a store which they are trying to shop at and you are ignoring them. How about anyone who is a shitty fucking graphic gets to shut up now.
Also I am afraid that the Tim Hortons suicide guy will maybe haunt me now for making fun of his suicide. err, speaking of haunting, is there any possible reason why my tv regularly turns on by itself ALL THE TIME.
I have an interview today. I will probably freeze up when they ask me stupid questions because I am officially terrible at interviews but hopefully I will get the job because I am honestly getting alcoholic moreso than ever before. I was on a diet from a million and one beers last week and it made me drink ten million times more because vodka soda water whatever takes two seconds to drink. I mean I hope I get job where I don't drink my face off constantly, not I hope to get a job to pay for my alcholism.
k bye |
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