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I am totally excited that I am Outtawa tomorrow. Sometimes I hate blogging but then I remember that WOW BEING AN INTERNET NERD ACTUALLY MADE ME FRIENDS. ummmm, point being.... remember Jessica? I am taking over her life as of tomorrow. haha.
Okay I am scrolling thru a million pictures I took last night and you know what's gross? MOLES. I am not saying this because I am self conscious; I am saying this because they are gross on EVERYONE including cindy crawford. I might get them removed but I dont want to be scarface or band aid face. Do any women have any experience with that?
I know I keep talking about spiders but these fucking dudes are moving in on everything I own. One guy was just hanging around on my camera for a whole big bunch of time and I wanted to take a picture to prove to you how much they live on everything I own but I didnt want to take the picture cus I was scared of him walking all over me. Is that ironic? Alanis has got me all confused. |
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