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Amanda and I went to Kareoke last night and it was the funnest thing EVER. I have found my new haunt. I wanted to tell you all about it but now I am crying my eyes out. fuck.
I wish I never met half the people I knew. Those people who know me, read this everyday but don't actually care how I am doing; I mean you.
Okay I am done crying now. There was alot of interesting people at the kareoke there was this lone old man who sang old crooner songs who started off awesome and then just got worse and worse. There was a half ass transvestite named Jade who had on a tacky red girl shit and black zippery skirt and army boots and black pants. He sang like stuff that went like I wanna feel I wanna heal I wanna something something real and it implied stuff about being a half ass tranny. Nothing specific, just STUFF, like that's strange and I don't get it but it's doesnt sound like it's fun to be you. He was kinda funny cus he rocked out on plastic guitar and we wanted to roll with his crew cus his lady friend sang tenacious d and was awesome. We also wanted to make friends with a lone cute gay guy and flirt with him on behalf of our fags but he left cus this old couple sat with him and we think they were cruising for a threesome. At the end of the night there was only three groups left and the guy let us sing a whole bunch of shitty songs like spice girls and we were awesome. Also the other people that were left were from the maritimes we could tell cus one woman was old and dressed really ugly and she was singing country tunes and the other guy had a maritime brand sweatshirt tucked into his jeans so I was like this one goes out to our maritime crew in da house and we stunned them both with guesswork. Then we were like whoa I hope people dont be look at us and know we are maritimers cus we are bad dressers.
P.S. we watched how stella got her groove back and that is a terrible movie. It should have ended about 5 times before it did and when it finally did end, it ended stupid. You dont like the Stella girl cus shes a bitchy old coug who is bossing some young hottie out of a good life by being all stay with me I'm 40 and I need a 20 year old boyfriend to screw me and I will boss him around and whine when his mom calls me down even tho she should me call down. |
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