The Lewd Angel

Muthafuckers didn't put any dignity in my bag.

Funniest picture of James ever taken. That metal says "Winner".

James and associates came over last night but we didn't end up making it to the bar because we were too busy telling funny stories and acting ten. We played this game called Sardines that's like hide and seek but when you find the person who's hiding you hide in there with them. We stopped playing it because it was "too scarey". We also played Lego and found out that there is straight lego and gay lego.

James is one of the funniest people I know. One time we were at this doctors office and for some reason the only magazines they had were these ones that were like three times the size of a regular magazine called Equestrian Digest or something along those lines. We were looking at all the pictures and articles and making a dumpload of hilarious jokes. Best joke ever: we were looking at this ad for some ranch that was for sale for some ridiculous amount of millions of dollars and James is all "hmmm very nice I'd buy it but, then I wouldn't be able to take that trip to the moon". We laughed our asses off and tried to hide behind the giant magazine after that zinger.

Also, I am NOT obsessed with going to doctors offices even tho it might seem like I am because they get mentioned in here fairly often.

Later on I will tell you one of the stories I told last night but right now I am too lazy. James and I filmed the first edition of what is to become an ongoing series of my interpretive dancing. It's fucking hilarious as far as I am concerened and also one of the most embarrassing things I could ever post of myself on the internet. I find as I age I am completly losing any sense of dignity I ever had. Turn up the volume as high as you can.

http://www.dugost.com/thelewdangel/dance.mov