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The Lewd Angel

My Ass is too Crass to Love.



I think crassness in a woman is like nice guy syndrome with guys. Girls can say that they want a nice guy all they want but, deep down you need your guy to be a bit of an insensitive ass or else he's just not man enough for you. I fail at being a woman in my crassness. No guy will be happy with a woman who tells people that she masterbated so much her hands went all wrinkly like she'd been in the bath all day and thinks it's an awesome hilarious thing to say cause it's true.





I also want to mention how awesome I am because now everyone who reads my blog wants to be supa cool like me and have one too. Thanks Guys!

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5 comment(s):

you wouldnt even have one if it weren't for me!

By Blogger Mr. Beast, at 5:24 a.m.  

Incorrect.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:42 a.m.  

correct

By Blogger Mr. Beast, at 10:44 a.m.  

Yes Shawn made me blog but he gets no credit because agreeing that nowone will love me because I fail a being a woman is something you are supposed to SILENTLY agree with.

By Blogger Melissa, at 11:26 a.m.  

TOTALLY MISSED MY POINT

W/E FGTZ

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 6:33 p.m.  

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