Every teenager writes poetry.
One time I was on the bus and there were these two morons sitting behind me. They kept trying to sound like diabolical geniuses. They were going on about peoples "undoing" and hinting around to eachother that they were really clever murderers or something. They were two of the biggest twats I have ever heard in my life. One of them even had this fakey evil laugh. The whole time I was just fuming, listening for an in to tell them off that never came. Here are some quotes:
"Then your knowledge is useless"
"Indeed"-said constantly
"It is mere basic, I mean there's another depth, another level"
"Reality loses is realism"
"....it gets way deeper than this"
"So you may have found a nemesis"
"Unfortunately my areas of expertise lay in the realm of social life"
"You have much to learn"
"My location is available to an exclusive number of people"
"I could respond with the most convoluted head game you could ever throw at me"
God I hate nonsense dressed up as intelligence.
If you ever want people to really dislike you just start saying indeed all the time instead of yes.
Your last love said entering you was like entering a church. Brought him to his knees. Humbled him, and made him feel a part of something he couldn't see.
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3 comment(s):
I bet you $100 that those idiots on the bus play D&D for more hours in a day than they sleep. They probably also roll a critical hit about as often as they shower.
By
Anonymous, at
10:47 a.m.
Haha! I love D&D.
By
Anonymous, at
9:42 a.m.
indeed
By
carrie, at
6:39 p.m.
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