Where sands sing in crimson, red and rust; Then climb into bed and turn to dust
If you would like to enjoy the same kind of morning I did please follow these instructions.
First of all please stay up till 5 am for no reason at all and at that time remember that you have a doctors appointment tomorrow at 10 am. Go to sleep. Now at 8:15, WAKE UP! Look at the clock. Now come to believe that the clock in fact reads 10:15. In a panic dump out all the contents of your purse looking for your appointment card. When you find it, call the number on the card. Tell them that you have an appointment at 10 and that you JUST woke up. Ask them what you can do; when they tell you that it is still only quarter after 8 fake an embarrassed laugh and hang up. Go back to sleep. This time actually sleep in and end up rolling up to the medical centre in a 20 dollar cab. Go in and tell them that you are here for your 10 o'clock appointement. The nurse working will tell you that the doctor has already seen his 10 o'clock and that it's not you. She will then ask you if you're sure your appointment is today. Insist it is. Dig out your appointment card. Observe that the date on the card is in fact one week from today. Fake another embarrassed laugh and go home, this time on the bus. |
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Hahahahaha way to suck.
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