my breasts are not sweating enough
Some homeless woman just asked me in a frantic yell voice to give her a dollar for a cup of coffee. She was kinda yelling at me and approaching me down the street and I am so vain that I figured she was probably coming over to frantically yell at me how she likes my new dress.
I went on an awkward date last night. Ummm, I don't feel like I can relate to very many people and I don't know if it's because I'm a weirdo or if it's because I'm a bitch. Probably a combo. I've been trying to force myself to get out even if it is on awkward dates because for the last week or so all I do is stay up till 6 in the morning watching buffy the vampire slayer and eating peanut butter off a knife. Also, I dance whenever the theme song comes on, but it is usually an "in bed dance" where I just kinda sit there and punch the air to the beat of the music.
Cool stuff, I know.
After my awkward date I went to Amanda's house and watched Buffy there.
gotta go bye |
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