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Last night I went out after work with my boss, his slutty smooth talk lawyer friend and a comic. If you ever get a chance to hang around with slutty smooth talk lawyer I highly recommend it because the whole time you are like hunh? Am I in a movie? Oh my god, maybe I am the heroine of this movie. Wait. Is he gonna betray someone or try and rape a hooker a la lawyer-from-pretty-woman? but then he doesn't betray anyone or rape any hookers; he just pays for everyones shawarmas and it is a double bonus because besides the fact that your shawarma was free, you kinda get a mini-thrill about it like as if molly ringwald practically bought it for you.
We went to some bar and they ordered two beers which were bad and they returned to exchange for another brand and the bar was just trying to charge them for the beers anyway and it turned into a huge dumb thing and I layed in my bed all night thinking of things I should have said or done or what I would do if it happened again. cool, I know. |
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