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I'm at my dad's house right now because my sister is visiting so I stayed over to sit around and watch every reality show in the world with her. I know this is old news but holy they really are fucktarded. Especially how they NEED to have objects to represent everybodies presence on the show or not and how they are like HERE IS A CLOSE UP of the rose on the bachelor. The amount of crying and fake intimacy is pretty excellent too. Anyway my favourite parts were in Style by Jury when this lady racecar driver was going to make presentation to steam whistle that they should sponsor her and she walked in the room whistling like I AM HERE! and then she tripped up the stairs. Also all the advisors on that show like to tell people that they need a tagline and and she told the guys that she was DRIVING MEN WILD and then they cut to this guys face and his expression was very much uhhh, no youre not. Another pretty awesome thing I saw on my tv watching adventure was girls who want to be in the pussy cat dolls puking. I guess I am just generally a fan of people being embarrassing, which is probably why I love the internet so much.My sister told me today that one time she and her friend emailed George Stromboloplous and said that they were opening up a sandwhich shop and wanted to name after his favourite sandwhich.
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Anyway, I have to go to the doctor tomorrow. I am pretty sure that I will have to get a hysterectomy or something. Does that make you grow a moustache? I also think I might have to get this scarey surgery where they blow up a hot water baloon inside your womb to destroy your uterine lining. Okay I am freaking myself out now. bye |
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