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The Lewd Angel

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Today I went to the egyptians house because I was supposed to paint a crappy optical illusion on the door to room he built in his basement for him but it looked terrible so I painted over it in white and sat around watching him screw stuff into the concrete and passed him pencils when he needed them and whatever, stuff like that. I held onto a peice of wood while he routed it and little peices of wood flew all around but DON'T WORRY, none of it got in our eyes. He had a bunch of mousetraps set up down there and one time he stepped on one and I made a pretty funny joke because I said that the whole room was set up like recipe for some bad slapstick comedy.

I can't figure out how to get my computer to talk to my camera. Blah. I want a fresh new computer. I painted some plates for my new place and I took pictures of them to show you but I guess my lack of computer savy means too bad for you. Anyway, if you want to come over for dinner at my new place you will dine on some very pretty plates. The table tho is your lap and your meal will probably be a peanut butter sandwich and green beans I cooked in the microwave. I don't live there yet.

p.s. At the pottery painting store they always kind of look of your shoulder and comment about your paintings and say how it's cute or whatever and it always makes me sort of uncomfortable. I really want to go there one day and paint a bunch of dishes with like okay, paint them as tho I am bulimic and the dishes will be like pictures of me puking and stuff and saying how I am fat etc etc.

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