the moth clubs suck
I got a cell phone today. It is my big leap into the future. Errr, I dunno even know why I got it. It was only 44 dollars and it is on a pay as you go thing so I will probably barely use it because it's expensive but I decided that people with cellphones have more friends. Also I have internet on it; it's only five dollars a month so I can take two hours to check my email on it.YAY. That's probably what I'll use it for. Maybe I will start blogging from my cellphone. I will just send text messges to the big black hole of my blog readers. I want to say some kind of witty text expression here but I dont know any. Do text expressions even exist? Also my phone is nerdy cus it's from the grocery store and it has the presidents choice symbol on it. Which is sort of like a modern heiroglyph that means Hi, I am loser and I go the grocery store by myself for fun and I bought this phone there because I thought that maybe then I would be cool and have a social life .
I've been probably drinking too much and eating too much crap again.
Okay probably two months ago there was this annoying girl on the bus and I was like Oh man I am so blogging about this bitch when I get home but then I didn't for soem reason and now I think of her almost everyday. I will probably have to blog about it to maybe like get it out or something. roll over.
roll over is leftover drug expression that sticks with me from when you are all high on magic mushrooms and you are like whoa man this thing and then you get kinda weird like WHOA I AM THINKING ABOUT THIS THING TOO MUCH and then you say out loud "roll over" and then you start thinking about something else.
The last time I ate magic mushrooms I went sort of crazy cus I was unhappy and I obsessed about wanting to crawl into this crack in the slats in the boardwalk that I thought briefly led to nothingness and then a few weeks later I went to the crazy hospital and then I left because they kicked me out for not being crazy enough but then I had to go see a psychologist and he just said that some people shouldn't do drugs because then they get weird and obsessed with climbing into imaginary cracks in the space time continuem.
Actually that's not true. The last time I ate magic mushrooms I borrowed someones bike and went and got pizza in the middle of the post bar pizza rush and I took the bike in the store and every drunk person in there pointed it out to me like; hey you! you have a bike and it was pretty fun. The end. |
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