crazy half naked girl league
I went for a walk and stopped into this bar to have a drink tonight. There was this group of self described "drinkers with a running problem" there. They are called the hash harriets or something or other? I dunno what thats about....their website doesn't work, anyway they sang a bunch of dirty songs; stuff like about how beastiality is awesome and you should make out with a marsupial. Then they just took turns standing on chairs and drinking beers and singing "why are we waiting, we could be masturbating..." to the tune of "oh come all ye faithful" err they asked me to join them. I did two of the chair drinks with them. Oh yeah and they have code names like "friar fuck" and "fat ass". "Fat ass" was a malaysian dude wearing a skirt who kept trying to get me to join. He told me that he is a master chef. He went on and on about how they are NO JUDGEMENT and pointed out one guy who is a multimillionaire and one guy who is a pizza delivery boy but he was all it doesnt matter, in hash, we are all just FREE SPIRITS. Also he was like yeah join; it's just a day to forget about who you are, kinda saying that it was a day to forget all your responsibilites and I was like whoa dude that is every day for me.
Then I walked home and made friends with a humungous cat along the way. Seriously this guy was fucking fat as hell, fatter than Westley and he loved me so much. He wanted to follow me home but I was like dude we have to go our separate ways and he was like okay I guess I am super fat and lazy anyway.
Anyway I am pretty good at making friends with millionaires, pizza boys, master chefs and extremely fat cats.
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