public cervix announcement
About a year ago I had to have some surgery done on my cervix because I had pre-cancerousness which had to be taken away. Besides the obvious cancer free benefits of the surgery I also get the added bonus of SUPER REGULAR PAP SMEARS! I just came back from my fourth one this year. Who is jealous? Seriously tho, the more you get them the less traumatic they become. For the last two they looked at my cervix with one of those inside your body cams and there is a big tv screen right next to the table so you can distract yourself from the awkwardness by checking out your interior. It is kind of fascinating if you don't think about it too much. I highly recommend the video pap smear. This place also has a bunch of cartoons on the ceiling for you to look at like sex and menopause related cartoons and a sign that says "are we having fun yet?" tacked onto the ceiling above you. Also there is some sexy pictures of firefighter type guys. That part is pretty weird actually but still kinda funny. It would be weirder if it was a clinic where guys get fingered in the ass and they had all these hot lady type pictures for them to look at. One time I read this funny mystery novel where the main character said that there was a fine line between a pap smear and good fisting when your gynocologist was as hot as hers. Disgusting but also hilarious.
Tomorrow I will be laming it up for the first time ever on the stand up comedy stage. Totally nerve racking and I need to practice but I keep on putting it off.
p.s. I am still cancer free.
p.p.s. Regular pap smears can save your life. |
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