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So I fucking made out with some guy from work last night that I am not into because I was totally trashed. I think I was just inviting people to my house cus I was all wooooooo PARTY! but then only he came. hahaha If he would cum last night I could make a double joke about it but he didn't, I think he was running on drunken half stalk.
Anyway I woke up and was like oh fuck and I went downstairs because I was like okay I just need to get away from this guy in my bed for awhile and then I walked in on the scene of the crime in my living room because our pants were on the floor and for some reason the couch cushion was upside down on the floor too. No idea why. I was trashed. So now I am like the resident ho-bag at my new job. Ever awesome. I am glad tho that I have enough brain to not have sex or do anything serious when I do stupid drunk shit like that.
I went for breakfast with the guy in the morning and he had a little bit of a booger popping out of his nose and I prolly should have told him but I didn't want to make him embarrassed. Anyway whatever it was dumb cus we both barely ate and it was kinda awkward and I noticed once I got home that I have egg in my hair and all over my shirt and on my pants.
Oh yeah and I hung out with Tom Cochrane last night. |
5 comment(s):
no, YOUR blog is all fucked looking and impossible to read.
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Anonymous, at
12:43 p.m.
Ha! That story is classic! Well done!
I hope you have some important government job, like you're the associate deputy minister of defence or something. Or maybe you're the key decision-maker at the Ministry of Fish, that's a cool ministry.
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Anonymous, at
1:25 p.m.
And also, you are now linked!
'Cause you rock.
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Anonymous, at
2:27 p.m.
is that really tom cochrane or someone that just looks like him? cool. although too bad it wasn't someone cooler than tom cochrane. did you ride him all night long? hahahahahahaha
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Jillian Grady, at
2:56 p.m.
good joke jill.
he just looks like him.
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Melissa, at
3:30 p.m.
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