velvet 17th century mace year of women and children first

The Lewd Angel

rawsome

Okay so I don't have much to say but I noticed that someone just came across my site because they googled "I masterbated by putting a toothbrush in my ass i feel dizzy"

I'm third on the list baby.

I may be home alone eating chicken to ring in the new year but thank god I'm not on the internet trying to figure out if I fucked myself over by shoving a toothbrush in my anal canal.

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I'd say something relevant and insightful here, but unfortunately I've just returned home and it turns out I'm extraordinarily drunk. So never mind.

By the way it also took me about 20 minutes to type this with no errors. Oh well.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:11 p.m.  

I've just been to google to find out which sites were first and second on list ... well, I had to know. Now I need to bleach my mind.

Happy New Year.

By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:03 a.m.  

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