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Dear Sweetie Pies,
Will any of you fuckers buy any of my dumb paintings? I especially want to sell that naked purple girl because she is getting on my nerves. I want to make some money because I went to get my bus pass picture taken today and I made the mistake of opening my mouth and basically I am I a disgusting witch who needs braces desperately so I am making some rules for myself about how I am not aloud to buy anything until I have the money saved up for them. I am even going to cut myself off from drinking at work. DUDES! This is a huge sacrifice. Sometimes I wish I was a successful self-smut peddler. I dunno mail me dollar-dollar billz yo and I will send you perverts pictures of my feet or ass or something lame.
Girls who have tampons stuck inside them cus the string fell off keep finding my blog by googling stuff like "tampon stuck inside me" or "string broke off my tampon" so obviously it's an issue that isnt properly addressed anywhere on the internet. So I've decided to help my sistas out.
Ladies, if a tampon string breaks off and the tampon gets stuck inside you;
CALL THE POLICE!!!!!
It is pretty freezing out today. I have to go clean the comedy condo but I really really want to just crawl in bed and watch venture brothers. I might get a job writing for cartoons. I made that up.
I got into a fight with my teacher today about how you see things with your peripheral vision because that is what he wants us to draw and I am like umm I do not even see anything I can just tell that something is there, I see movement thats it. I dunno and he was telling me that I couldnt see my table in my living room and I am like YES I CAN. I almost quit that class.
Ugh my cell phone got water in it and now it is broken I think. Awesome.
love,
Braindead. |
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