GLUESTICK PARTY!
I had my first day of art school yesterday. It was pretty fun. I was all stressed out about it because I thought they were gonna make me draw things realistically but then in class we made collages out of the phone book and the teacher lifted up my collage to the class and was like look at this collage class! and this old lady was like swooning over it. Later on when I call my dad and tell him about school I will probably be like umm yeah and by the way i made the nicest collage. Ugh. Anyway later on when i got home I was looking at my papers and i figured out that ooops, I was in the wrong class the whole time. So probably my real class is hard and the whole time I'm there I will be daydreaming about joining the gluestick party down the hall.
I was disappointed in the wackey-ness of my fellow classmates just because you are like okay i am going to art school there is probably gonna be some crazies in my class and so I was sorta looking forward to it all summer like oh man somebody there is gonna be wearing a hat made of muffins. Totally not like that. ugh. It reminded me of when I went to the crazy hospital and everybody in there was BOR-ING. Where are the muffin hats? Most importantly, where is Angelina Jolie? I thought she was my consolation for losing at life ugh.
I started going for jogs down by the water and the ducks and geese are driving me crazy; I want to cuddle them so bad. I started singing "I wanna lay me down in bed of waterfowl, I wanna HUG a DUCK! TILL I DIE! I wanna be just as close as, that ooooold row boat is, won't you lay me down....in a bed of waterfowl" to the tune of bon jovi's bed of roses. I was gonna re-write the whole song but I cant because I cant compete with real hilarious lyrics "With an ironclad fist I wake up and French kiss the morning"
gotta go bye |
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Oh man, I'd forgotten about that particular gem. Maybe I should carry a card around with that written down so every time conversation lags, I can brighten it up. "I say all, with an ironclad fist I wake up and French kiss the morning!"
By Anonymous, at 10:11 a.m.
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