news flash, you left your baby at the grocery store
Just for Laughs was super fun. I got to go to some parties that made me like I was special in comedy even tho, whatever; the only reason I know people is that I am basically a professional drinking buddy for the comics that play the club. I got to see a lot of people I know tho and it was fun. Monica and I hung out and got power drunk and I got to meet hers and Mike's cats and stuff like that. Also party number one was kinda neat because you went up to it in a elevator that just opened up into this big room that made me feel sorta secret society or something. Oh yeah and it had an open bar, even tho that was kinda unnecessary for me to be taking advantage of on account of the fact that I was already power trashed when I got there. I just ended up running around having conversations that I will never be able to remember. I assume that I was being a huge embarrassment because that is sorta my thing but I suppose that I don't really care.
The day 2 party seemed more serious and sort of annoyingly businessy because it was people, I dunno people networking and whatever. Also business networking would be way better if it was more blatently awkward; like everybody has to hold hands or something dumb. Actually that is a stupid idea. I guess I just felt awkward because I am like uhh I am not here to network I am just here to buy overpriced wine and I dunno, watch people try to improve their careers and be a drunk loner weirdo because I don't have a career to improve so I don't care. There was people there that were all excited that the scriptwriter for transformers was there which seemed kinda funny to me. Oh yeah, there was some pretty famousy people at the parties like george strombolopolous and kevin macdonald and I dunno, assorted comedians and I guess scriptwriters for robot movies or whatever.
I met Zach Galifianakis. I was kind of shy to talk to him much cus I met him the first night when I was really drunk and I couldn't really remember what I had been saying to him. At the show he had kind of made fun of my scary loud laugh, saying that it sounded like a guinea pig being raped. I have a pretty psychotic sounding laugh and I was kind explaining later how it just gets made fun of all the time; I get a lot of wild animal comparisons and whoa, no one would be able to love that girl's on it. He asked me if I had a boyfriend after I explained that. If it improves my cool factor you can feel free to take the question out of context and pretend that do you have a boyfriend? is awesomese for wanna fuck?
pfft
Also, he kissed my hand which was pretty much the last straw; I had to pick up and move to Swoonsville for 24 hours after that. Swoonsville is basically a place where I live with him in the country and we are so madly in love that we sit around all day carving potatoes that we grew ourselves into little statues of each other; or whatever it is that creative types with ongoing hankerings to be farming are supposed to be doing inside their romantic fantasies.
I bought that comic book making software again today because I had lost it. I will probably have to write him into an episode somehow where he can compete with me-man and the christian ninja turtle for my love. Also, I am sort of in the mood to daydream about what sort of magical creatures could live inside his beard.
I miss the island so much lately. I was thinking a lot today about home and about all the things that are off in cities and things about the marriage of tv and music that screw people up and I started to get kind of weird and cry a tiny bit in the coffee shop. I was gonna tell you about it but I can't concentrate to write more exactly now. I will tell you what I was thinking about later. |
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