the prepubescent magic show
I went home in case you cant figure that out. I have a ton more pictures but I cannot deal with getting them all on here tonight. Also, I am pretty hungry even tho I ate a bunch today. I suppose it is because I ate half of PEI when I was home. I got a breakfast burrito thing with homefries in the airport in Halifax and I was pretty pissed off that the homefries tasted like dirty feet because now that I am home I am supposed to be not eating stuff like that anymore. PEI was pretty fun except that I got into the biggest fight ever with my sister and we are not talking and I dunno, too many people and kids around all the time. I like kids, I really do but oh man, I have extra decided that I am never having one ever. If I didn't think it would make grow a mustache I would probably be at the hospital right now begging them to take my uterus for science or something. If I was ever to even consider it I think I would have to be pregnant by a super genius ninja turtle or something who would build me a time machine so that I could go raise the kid in the 1800's or something when there is no such thing as tv's or every kid in the world owning 80 million toys half of which emit sounds that make me feel there is a gang of monkeys following me around all day repeatedly poking me a handful of knitting needles. Even then the super genius ninja turtle would have to be amazingly cool and into letting me go hang out in the ditch once a week with a warm brick wrapped in cotton and a super sized bottle of moonshine so I could cry about my bad decisions in peace.
Last night we had a fire in my backyard. It was a urine themed party. God planned it, not me, but I highly recommend them. I think I will have to Martha Stewart style sell that shit because it was pretty awesome. Anyway, N ended up winning best costume after she had an unfortunate incident when one of the P-mates* I had busted out as party favours malfunctioned. It was pretty awesome.
*P-mates are billed as "the most amazing female urinary device" |
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